Exchanged on Broadway and Washington Place

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I am not opposed to hearing them out

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Especially if they come up with something creative

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Beyond, get in the car girls. Let me get between you

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I can easily say fuck you big boy. It makes this one pause until he sees

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I’m wearing these big plasticky pants, with huge pockets

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And they’re hanging off my hips almost at the crotch and

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Naomi likes them and so do I, she still checked me out at the light

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But it’s been laundry day for a week so he says nice thong

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And I would really like to say, you too but I get a little scared.

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So we go into the sex shop behind us because it is still fantastically

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Open and very bright and has got a million candy items in the window

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And we walk in without even holding hands anymore because we are

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Working on it, and we take a good look at everything inside.

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Incredibly, that penis is seventeen inches

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It would go straight through a person is that the reasoning?

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I’ve heard of stuff like this she says,

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It’s nearly always some freak, some guy

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And I won’t say this to her but I don’t think we should be conflating the two,

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I like guys I think they’re really smart and I would honestly

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Hear them out on most topics if it came down to that. So freaks,

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Freaks freaks, I do like the way it spins in my mouth a little bit.

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We look and look and then we figure it’s time we turn around and get home

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Well I don’t really like the blanket that I’m sleeping with

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On the sofa but I don’t want to pressure her so I’m staying there

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And the blanket will absolutely do when we turn the heat off at night.

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Lying there sometimes with the woolprint on my cheek I’m afraid I’ll start to hallucinate

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And it itches like a motherfucker and so I think, motherfucker

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And I think, nice thong you too and I think when did I stop getting smarter.

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If I was one of them I would probably hang my tongue out of my mouth

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You know what I mean, when a girl goes by I figure I should try to understand

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What the guys go through cause I’m a real dog too, that way they’d see I’m

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Usually nicer than the moments they catch me in

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When I’ve got Naomi around or even when I don’t because

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I can’t seem to hide by myself either and if I’m going to be on that couch at least I would like

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For nobody to know.

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