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Airplane Mode (Written on an Airplane After a Vacation in Jamaica)

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rip my eyeballs out 

put them in a cup next to my nightstand like a retainer

or maybe dispose of them all together

the human brain is not designed to see much ass and titties

i guess i could delete instagram 

but i really need it 

to generate likes and comments

and hopefully get a job as a movie star 

i used to want a lobotomy when i was this horny 

but now i want to be blind

not actually blind

but metaphorically blind 

i still want to see 

i just don’t want to see ass and titties 

perhaps i could just get neutered 

that’s what they did to my cats 

and they are not horny anymore 

but i actually don’t know because they don’t talk and they still lick each other on the dicks

i’ve seen more ass and titties in my life than both of my grandfathers 

combined 

i bet my grandfathers only saw my grandmothers’ ass and titties

that’s only 2 asses and 4 titties between the two of them

i bet i personally have seen over a

million titties and several thousand asses

maybe even a million asses

i have only seen about 20 dicks in real life

and none have been in or around my mouth

maybe i’m underestimating i don’t know 

anyways back to the ass and titties because that’s why i’m here

my father saw a lot of ass and titties before my mom

i know because i’ve seen pictures of him with a lot of hoes

blonde hoes from minnesota 

an exotic oriental arab in 1969

before arabs were disgusting woman haters on the news

they were exotic little sluts 

a generation of perverts we are

ASL 

age sex location 

not american sign language you square

raise your hand if you ever had sex with your fingers

we use to have cyber sex with our index fingers on the keyboard and our little cocks poking out of our jeans 

making sure mom and dad didn’t see me jerk off at the family computer

we jerked off to pictures!

not even jerking off to moving images

couldn’t even see a cock enter a pussy or big old titties bouncing up and down

this was before we fucked with our stupid thumbs

before sexting 

sexting is dumb

i can’t even jack off because im using both my hands to text

both my thumbs

i guess i’ll save the semen for later 

the ass and titties are not the problem

i am the perverted one

who takes his thumb and index finger and zooms in

i unfollowed them all years ago

cleaned my instagram completely 

not a single filthy little 

mmmm mmmm mmm

now its just cats and dogs and orangutans 

and some film stills from old french movies 

and every now and then a flyer for an event like this with like a thousand names on it

thank you for the invite i am glad to be here 

please keep my name on the flyer

i need the clout

i’ve never had my name in lights before 

but i do dream about it

one day i’ll be famous

for now i’ll have my name on several flyers

it makes me feel good and important

i guess my name is kind of like the titties and asses

something nice for people to enjoy 

and for me to feel good about myself

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